ZYuppi
If a telemarketer calls, give the phone to your 3 year-old and tell them it's Santa.
Xyuppi
Don't judge a book by its movie.
ZYuppi
Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex," has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night...
Florida
You know that stash of fast food napkins in your glove box? It’s about to be their time to shine.
Kristian Alekov
The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.
The Buccaneers perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa Bay by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire.
I was playing air drums to Rush in my car and lost a stick out the window. I had to change over to Def Leppard.