Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed," many women still sleep with their husbands.
You can’t please everyone, so you might as well just concentrate on me.
DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
Who called them contractions and not birthquakes?
I hear lots of doctors are prescribing medical marijuana for arthritis. Given that arthritis is "inflammation of the joints", it's fighting fire with fire!
Xyuppi
I only call them yoga pants because Netflix and eat leftovers pants was too long.
When my wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with the Monkeys, I didn't believe her. Then I saw her face. . .