Cyberbilly
I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
Xyuppi
I didn't see anyone important yesterday, so I'll probably wear these same clothes today.
Florida
I need a "previously on your life" recap for the things I didn't pay attention to, that turned out to be major plot turning points....
Dropping a beer and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not funny when you live by yourself
How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren't just victims of Medusa?
I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone.