"Baby on board" Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won't.
Austin Mulka
A cop pulled me over and said "Papers" so I responded "Scissors I win!" and drove off.
DiGiorno should start delivering, just to screw with people.
A homeless man is just a hardcore camper.
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
I think Father's Day should be celebrated with the activity that made us fathers.
Sad to see Borders closing. It was a neat place to hang out before going home and buying books off Amazon.