The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away.
Xyuppi
I never though I'd be one of those people that hit the gym early in the morning.............I was right!
Xyuppi
Most people decide to have scramble eggs immediately after thinking: " I'll just flip this omelette "
Xyuppi
I have done some truly amazing things to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
Xyuppi
Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls.
When terrorist parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the airplane!" technique to feed their babies, do they just smash it in their face and make explosion noises?