Novell
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off
Ice skating is just walking in cursive.
Robert Zunick
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
Novell
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing bad has happened, but I’m trying to be proactive.
CPR is the human version of blowing in to a video game cartridge hoping it'll work again.
Andrew Cooper
I don't get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn't it already cracked to begin with?
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.