Amigo
Sometimes my neighbors love my music so much that they invite the police to listen.
Novell
Office thermostats only have 2 settings: hell fire and hypothermia.
I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
I wonder what the world would be like if everyone was as happy as they pretended to be on social media
Be honest, you haven’t even walked a mile in your own shoes.
Novell
I prefer to call it a “Ta-Da” list. Cause it’d be amazing if I actually accomplished anything on it.
My New Year's resolution for 2014 is to do something about my procrastination.