How many pedants does it take to change a light bulb? The correct word is "replace", actually.
The first rule of Vegan Club apparently is to tell everyone about Vegan Club.
My kids want to have a Harry Potter themed birthday party with me dressed as Hagrid. Now I have to lose weight...
I love that feeling when someone cancels plans that I didn't want to have in the first place.
What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Apparently banned from the petting zoo...
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t just for throwing at people who stress you out?
Amigo
I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout.