If vampires can't see themselves in mirrors, how do they trim those perfect goatees?
If you like the idea of social media but don't want to actually communicate with people, try LinkedIn.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Cyberbilly
If I'm ever in the hospital on Life Support, don't just pull the plug. Pull it and plug it back in. Basically, see if you can reboot me.
I'm not gaining weight, I'm prepping for winter
Finding someone you want to sleep with is easy. It's finding someone you want to wake up with that's difficult.
Jay-Z basically makes 4 minute radio commercials for watches, cars and clothes.