I wonder who is harder to find, Waldo or the father of Snooki's child?
Tomorrow, I'm going to open up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got!
Cyberbilly
One thing life has taught me is that trying to please everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
I downloaded a song illegally in Jamaica. Now I'm a Pirate of the Caribbean.
Politics - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
I hate it when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". There so stupid
Cyberbilly
I want to the bank and said I'd like to open a joint account. They said "With who?" I said "Anyone who has a lot of money."