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The tongue weighs practically nothing, but only a few people can hold it.
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Cyberbilly
One thing that I have noticed about conspiracy theories is that they all depend on the government perpetrators being endlessly clever. I think you'll find that government perpetrators are endlessly stupid.
Every rule has an exception, especially this one.
I hate when things take forever and a day. I don't mind waiting forever. It's that extra day that kills me.
That sky looks a lot like the Crayola crayon shade of "Haul your ass to the basement" purple.
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Just found out What the Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, "Move to the passenger seat"
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ProX
How do you get holy water? Burn the Hell out of it.
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