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#2145
The tongue weighs practically nothing, but only a few people can hold it.
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#2350
Cyberbilly
One thing that I have noticed about conspiracy theories is that they all depend on the government perpetrators being endlessly clever. I think you'll find that government perpetrators are endlessly stupid.
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#2532
Every rule has an exception, especially this one.
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#2655
I hate when things take forever and a day. I don't mind waiting forever. It's that extra day that kills me.
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#2784
That sky looks a lot like the Crayola crayon shade of "Haul your ass to the basement" purple.
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#2912
Cyberbilly
Just found out What the Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, "Move to the passenger seat"
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#3219
ProX
How do you get holy water? Burn the Hell out of it.
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