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#1243
No matter how much you play tennis, you'll never be as good as a wall.
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#1251
I hope I'm never as visibly frustrated as the people in infomercials "doing it the old fashioned way"
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#1281
I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm.
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#1283
I bet if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
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#1317
I don't need a flashlight to find my way around in the dark. I have shins for that.
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#1319
Guys! I kept my cell phone on during take-off and it didn't do anyt
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#1320
How am I supposed to accept that a monkey as curious as George would never figure out the name of the "Man in the Yellow Hat"?
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