ZYuppi
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has obviously never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
Florida
A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on I-75 in Atlanta. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
Kristian Alekov
If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them.
ZYuppi
When a cashier told me, “Strip down, facing me.” How was I supposed to know she meant my credit card?
Xyuppi
I use a blender to make protein shakes in my office every day. That way when I use it to mix up a pitcher of margaritas no one even notices.
I hadn’t planned on giving this much up for Lent!
I would listen to Bill Gates when he talks about CoronaVirus, he has been dealing with viruses since Windows 95.