I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters.
Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business.
I wish I was in a gang, I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
I just read a list of '100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them
I am not slurring, I am speaking in cursive.
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. No, it doesn't sound like much, but there's only so many times you can press the snooze button.
Getting paid to sleep...that's my dream job.