Jon
Having a bit of a lazy day...sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss doesn't look amused
Xyuppi
Finally, my winter fat is gone, now all I have are spring rolls.
As it turns out, I’m not an afternoon person either.
Xyuppi
Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party.
Xyuppi
McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window...
Xyuppi
My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo. Because in case of a disaster I want to look like the most important person to save.
I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.