Xyuppi
For Halloween I'm going as the US government. When kids come by to trick-or-treat I will take a bite of 1/3 of all their candy.
I just realized that I haven't done the "Hockey Pokey" in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about.
Xyuppi
Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.
Xyuppi
Skipping stairs on the way up, no problem. Skipping stairs on the way down, certain death.
Jon
Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend.
Xyuppi
The only benefit of getting new clothes for Christmas is that I don't have to do laundry for another week or two.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.