Who wants to learn Roman numerals? I for one.
Novell
I wish I had the confidence of a male flight attendant.
I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
I hate it when you can’t find your phone because you left it someplace stupid like in the car or your non-dominant hand.
Novell
It may be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I’m considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning.
Robert Ryder
Have you ever wondered how long it would take for a giraffe to throw up?
Novell
Autocorrect changed “you’re so wise” to “you’re so wide”, and now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home.