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Midwife - People helping people get people out of people.
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for -- in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliant paintings of tunnels
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Cyberbilly
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Remind me never to go swimming with Phil Collins.
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Jonathan Kama
So strange to not be getting any Dick on New Years. Clark, that is.
Not to brag but I didn't need to be rich and famous to have ego problems and make terrible personal decisions.
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