The first rule of Thesaurus Club is, you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss or chat about Thesaurus Club.
Life is about what path you take and my ex chose the psychopath.
I never wanted to grow up, I just wanted to be tall enough to reach the cookies.
Don't you hate when you step in gum? You always look like a guy with a prosthetic leg trying to do the moonwalk.
Mornings probably wouldn't be so bad if they didn't always catch me in the middle of a dead sleep.
Hard to go on living when I realize Snooki met my life goals of losing weight and becoming a best selling author before I did.
I'm not 100% what oxidants are, all I know is I'm supposed to be against them.