An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
I wonder if Foosball tables look like mini shishkabob buffets to a cannibal.
There should be a video game called Class Warfare where billionaires have to defend their money bins from hordes of unemployed middle class.
My dog sheds so much I dropped my jacket on the floor and when I wore it today some animal rights activists threw red paint on it.
So in "Harry Potter" their sport involves catching a "snitch"? That sounds a lot like my neighborhood.
Let's hope the jokes about Kim Kardashian's marriage don't last longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.
Leron Tonge
1,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?