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I swear ugly people find love faster
If you're spending $10 on a single meal at Burger King, it might be time to step back and reevaluate your life.
I can't say that my wife is outspoken...at least, not by anyone I know of.
I see debt people.
Would a protest to legalize marijuana be a March of Dimebags?
The great thing about having an American boyfriend is every time I make a spelling mistake I just tell him it's 'British English.'
It's all a lie, you guys. After extensive research I have found that nearly ALL microbiologists are the same size as regular people.
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