Xyuppi
My Bills are so big that I have to call them William now.
Florida
My boss hates it when i shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Mike.
Xyuppi
Claiming a product promotes "Weight Loss" when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming that it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.
I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?
Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.
Boss: "Thanks for the coffee. You know what'd go well with this?" Me: "The antidote?" Boss: "No, a donu...Wait, what?" Me: "Nothing"
Taxes are like a subscription to your country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.