Cyberbilly
I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams.
Who cares how I got inside your house. What matters is that we're together now.
Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn't have said out loud.
Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.
Xyuppi
My boss told me that he will be leaving work early today.... What a coincidence! So am I!
Xyuppi
I suspects that whoever named that Icelandic volcano (Eyjafjallajokull) must have fallen asleep on their keyboard while thinking it up.
Xyuppi
Two tips for jogging faster: (1) Attractive person in front of you. (2) Creepy person behind you.