Xyuppi
Next time you call in sick. Tell them you have "Anal Blindness". I don't see my ass coming to work today.
Xyuppi
Sometimes I wish I could appear offline in real life too
I dance like people wish they weren’t watching.
Xyuppi
It's now cheaper to buy a gallon of liquefied dinosaurs than a cup of coffee at Starbucks.
Cyberbilly
Intelligence: Knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting tomatoes in a Fruit Salad. Philosophy: Wondering if Ketchup is a Smoothie.
Cyberbilly
I'm not a doctor but I know adding bacon to anything makes it an antidepressant.
Xyuppi
I have a lot of imaginary friends. They are real people, I just have to pretend they are my friends.