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#13648
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.
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#13654
All I'm saying is if paper beats rock why are rocks used as paperweights?
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#14669
Xyuppi
How to wash a cat: find toilet, add soap, add cat, shut lid, don't worry the cat is self agitating, flush to rinse, lift lid , run!!!
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#15702
Xyuppi
I used to be in a band called "missing cat". You've probably seen our poster.
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#15715
Xyuppi
The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery.
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#15753
Xyuppi
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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#15789
Xyuppi
I'm starting group meetings at my house for people who have OCD, not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.
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