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I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
I put on my pants just like everyone else. Reluctantly.
There's a not so small part of me that believes that Harry Potter was sold to us unassuming muggles as fiction.
For Halloween I'm going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.
I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.
Now that the Playstation 4 has been released, maybe now I can afford the first one.
I only use the outdoors to get to another indoors.
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