Robin Williams should donate some of his arm hair to Locks of Love.
Pro tip: When your girl is talking, pay attention. For god's sake, you know there will be a test in the future.
The only way I'm going to make a mark on the world is if I take a Sharpie to a globe.
I get to my doctor appointments 45 minutes late so I can get there right on time.
Finally had "the talk" with my daughter about the birds & bees. Hardest part was explaining the whips and handcuffs.
Dancing With the Stars makes me question the meaning of the word "star". Apparently it's a synonym for "unemployed".
Torqued
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