I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.
Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
Remember, pretty much all of the “tough guys” you see on TV and movies were theater majors in college.
You know you're getting old when bending over is a one-way trip.
Xyuppi
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
You've already put up your Christmas tree? That's nothing. I'm already drunk for St. Patrick's Day.