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My 1st job was working in a orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
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I will never repeat filthy rumors. So listen closely the first time.
Never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
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The best place to hide a body is page 2 of Google search results
I bet Captain Crunch has some amazing abs.
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I use a blender to make protein shakes in my office every day. That way when I use it to mix up a pitcher of margaritas no one even notices.
We should not have trusted anything Charlotte wrote in her web. She was consistently talking out of her ass.
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