Do you think Santa regrets giving all those bad kids coal now that global warming is threatening his home?
Xyuppi
A bear with no teeth is a gummy bear
Jon
If my wife was a transformer her name would be Amazon Prime.
Xyuppi
If I ever become a brain-dead and I'm just laying in a hospital bed all day, the least you can do is put me into funny poses.
Potatoes give us chips, french fries and vodka. Now explain how kale is popular...
When I go running, I usually meet new people. Like paramedics...
If you're confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.