Heck is where you go if you don’t believe in Gosh.
It's amazing the things I can remember when I don't need to remember anything.
You autocomplete me. Let's duck.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Xyuppi
I can't get out of bed. These blanket have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.
Xyuppi
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?
Xyuppi
If men could choose the gender of their unborn children, the human race would die out in a single generation. But we'd get a few decades of incredible football.