I’ve finally worked up the courage to tell you how I feel. I feel hungry.
I've made a business of selling prayer mats on top of landmines. Prophets are going through the roof.
Man boobs are awesome! Why commas are important.
Novell
My town is so boring that when I googled things to do a car rental company came up first.
Novell
Damn girl are you a Prius because you’re giving me no sounds or indications that you’re turned on right now.
Robert Zunick
Had a bad mix-up at the store today. When the cashier said strip down facing me, apparently she was referring to my credit card!
Robert Ryder
FYI strawberry shampoo does not taste nearly as good as it smells.