Amigo
Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah's witnesses of the internet.
Robert Zunick
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
They keep asking me when my birthday is at the pharmacy. I think they're going to get me something!
Cris
I'm going door to door to promote my new gym. It's called "Jehovah's Fitness".
Me: Where can I find the milk? Her: Sir, this is a library. Me: *whispers* Sorry, where can I find the milk?
My resume is really just a list of all the things I never want to do again.
Do Re Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Meeeee - Kanye West warming up