Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes...
Law and Order is just Blue's Clues for adults.
If you're wondering about my cooking skills, I've been asked to bring paper towels to our family gathering.
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
Cyberbilly
Houston, we have a problem. Never mind. It's nothing. You know what the problem is. Are you listening me me? Fine. -First woman on the Moon.
Two years ago I became a proud parent. My kid is 6, but they were kind of a pain those first four years.
When I was 12 social media was reading the gossip on the toilet cubicle walls!