My hipster doctor cut out a tumor before it got big.
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I gave up on mankind when the guy at blockbuster asked if I rewound the DVD
I only use Facebook to complain about new Facebook features.
The way I feel when a waiter brings my food is probably similar to the excitement of a dude on Maury who just got told he's not the father.
They should make Hoarders Highlander where hoarders fight other hoarders and the winner gets all the stuff.
I don't know what I'd do without you guys but I bet it would be something productive.
The Playboy Mansion is the world's greatest nursing home at this point.