I knew I was going bald when it took longer and longer to wash my face.
ZYuppi
I spotted six Pokémon today but I don't have the app so I may need new meds...
Xyuppi
I can hear music coming from my printer at work. I think the paper's jammin' again.
Xyuppi
My mom left me a voicemail so long that I forgot it was a message and started taking to her.
Florida
Having some states lockdown, and some states not lockdown is like having a peeing section in the pool.
Florida
When the virus is over I still want some of you to stay away from me.
I sleep better naked, why can't the flight attendant understand this?