Xyuppi
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
They don't say "Get down Mr. President" anymore. Now they just shout, "Donald Duck!"
Xyuppi
United States is where moms get a day and shark get a whole week.
Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
More people should be at a loss for words.
How much time has to pass before grave robbing is considered archaeology?
People often say laughter is the best medicine, but they neglect to mention that an overdose can cause one’s ass to fall off.