Cyberbilly
When I think of you I touch myself. On my temples. You give me a migraine.
I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.
Xyuppi
Cashiers are always checking me out.
I wish the Microsoft Paperclip would just pop up when I’m making a questionable decision for my life.
Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
Cyberbilly
If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, there is no question. I would want them to be alive.
Robert Zunick
A “buttload” of underwear would be exactly one pair.