Amigo
Political views are like children. Some people don’t have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off
Amigo
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
Novell
Dear Santa, before I try to explain...just how much do you already know?
If I was the guy that made Where’s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn’t there.
dukes69charger
I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make 1 wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
Robert Ryder
The prosecutor calls it “peeping tom”. My defense lawyer calls it a “highly active member of the neighborhood watch.”
dukes69charger
It's impossible to get a parking ticket if you don't have windshield wipers.