Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and a crappy party host.
Gaining followers on Twitter isn't success. It's just failure with more witnesses.
Dave Asten
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
It turns out that playing strip solitaire isn't nearly as much fun as playing strip poker. Especially at work...
Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate
Buddhists party hard 'cause YOL∞.
It's not a birthing video. It's bornography.