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I wonder if bugs ever feel like things are crawling on them.
A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.
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I wonder if workers at adult websites get in trouble for viewing non-adult sites during the workday. Johnson, we have been monitoring your browsing history. CNN? Amazon? Bed Bath and Beyond? We're not paying you to look at garbage.
I removed my windshield wipers so that I can't get parking tickets.
What if the meaning of life could be found in those iTunes "Terms of Agreements" that we never read?
Hey, army. You should probably camouflage your helicopters blue, not green.
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