ZYuppi
The only math I'm good at is adding insult to injury.
Good camo pants are hard to find.
Xyuppi
Tampon makers have announced that they will be replacing their tampon string with tinsel. They'll only be available for the Christmas period.
ZYuppi
So when do we get assigned our Hunger Games districts?
ZYuppi
I looked at the keyboard earlier and I noticed 'U' & 'I' are together...it's meant to be! Then I looked underneath it and it said JK.
Kristian Alekov
House warming parties are the number one cause of homelessness in the Eskimo community.
Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.