Dear Dora, How the hell do your get your shirt over your head. Sincerely, Physically impossible
IM A MOE LESTER
I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste
I heard a good Chris Brown joke but I can't remember the punchline.
If I could pick 3 words that describe me, they would be "I suck at math"
Somebody just asked casually if i have a webcam, I can only assume they want to see my junk.
Before Drake started saying YOLO did you guys think you could live twice or something?
Cyberbilly
I once dated a girl who owned a parrot. That crazy thing would never shut up. The parrot was kind of cool, though.