If no one from the future comes back to stop you, is it really that bad of an idea?
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it
Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.
February is just nature's way of making sure we really appreciate Spring.
Wouldn't it be awesome if pregnancy tests read 'You're screwed' or 'Keep screwing'?
Happiness is using an ATM and finding a receipt left behind by someone with an account balance lower than yours.
A kleptomaniac is just someone who can't help himself from helping himself.