They should make giant hotel "Do Not Disturb" signs you can wear around your neck.
Occasionally I email an ex "GET TESTED!" They get all mad, but the LSAT deadline is coming up.
It's never good when my cat thinks outside the box.
When I was a kid the worst thing you could say to another kid was "YOUR MOM!". I still use it, but only on my kids.
At the dentist and they've left me all alone. They've also gotten really good at hiding the nitrous. :(
Fat demons need exorcise.
"MON MON MON!" - rastafarian cookie monster.