Florida
To go to the grocery store, they said a mask and some gloves would be fine. They lied! Everyone else had on clothes!
If you're refusing to wear a mask around other people due to concerns that your brain won't be getting enough oxygen, I think that ship already passed.
Florida
I know a guy who opened a bar for men with erectile dysfunction. It was a total flop. Nobody came.
This bitch just said "a lot more less" #wtf
A recent study shows that having sex every day improves the quality of the sperm. My son will ride the short bus all the way to his grave.
Relationships should never be more complicated than a secret handshake.
I don't have psychotic episodes. They're more like a miniseries.