With all the negative news lately about the Paris attacks, ISIS and the Syrians taking over the world there is one thing that is positive and that's Charlie Sheen.
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I'm always right, never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong.
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The hardest part about becoming vegan is having to wake up at 5:00 am to milk the almonds.
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I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scan it…
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I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
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As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
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I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster.