Apparently somebody in Detroit gets stabbed every 52 seconds…sucks to be that guy.
The NAACP: Now with no artificial colors.
July 4th Tip: This year, throw veggie burgers on the grill and next year, someone else will host the cookout.
I wish I could veto MY bills.
The day I see a runner smiling is the day I’ll consider it.
I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.
Unless you fell on the treadmill, nobody wants to hear about your workout.