Amigo
I’m going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance.
Robert Zunick
Twitter is proof enough that people should not be allowed to name themselves.
Dave Long
Would you mind going with me to my next Psychologist appointment? He thinks I'm making you up.
A buttload is an actual measurement for drug smugglers.
Novell
I wonder how long I’d be on hold if my call wasn’t important to them...
Novell
If you’ve gauged huge holes in your ears and don’t keep Oreo cookies in them for snacks then what the hell’s the point man?
Novell
My wife needs to have a kidney transplant and I'm afraid she'll reject it. After all, she's been rejecting my organ for the last ten years.