Well, to be frank, I'd have to change my name.
ZYuppi
It sucks being a grown up. Nobody tells you you did a good job when you eat all of your food.
Kristian Alekov
I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
Xyuppi
I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
ZYuppi
Sadly, the Coronavirus has better coverage than T-Mobile.
Florida
I hate it when I see some old person and then I realize we went to high school together.
Xyuppi
I’m tired of people complaining about $7.00 dollars beers, $10.00 dollars parking, and $20.00 dollars cover charge. Don’t like the prices? Stop coming to my house.